In a delightful new spin on the dying Chuck Norris internet phenomenon, Chuck is now writing a column for WorldNetDaily, a (very popular) conservative news site and blog.
In yesterday’s column, Chuck responds to his new fame, and expresses his hope that “maybe these one liners will prompt some one to seek out the real facts about me and the beliefs that have shaped my life and my career.”
Thankfully, Chuck treats us to a few choice cuts, which come in the form of responses to particular “facts” about him. For example:
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.” It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without him, I don’t have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things – and so can you.